Welcome to our Trigun Tribute to the Holidays filled with Fanart and Fanfiction from you guys if you'd like to send some holiday related fanstuff e-mail me at Wampaq@hotmail.com.
The first piece of Holiday filled Trigun Goodness is an awesome Fanfic that is set like a script of a christmas special filled with characters from Trigun and the Trigun Machine Club...
First ever Trigun Christmas Extravaganza!!
(Scene: Camera faces an empty stage. Vash steps out from behind the curtain. Loud applause from the audience.)
Vash: (clears his throat and waves a hand for silence.) Hello there! Thank you all for coming.
Welcome to the Trigun's first live Christmas Extravaganza! (grins as more applause errupts. Waves a hand.) Tonight's going to be a very special treat and I hope you all have a great time and enjoyyourselves...
(Legato's voice from offstage): Hurry up! Trist said she'd take us out to dinner when this is through! OUCH! Alexis, whadja do that for?!
(Alexis' voice from offstage, in a loud whisper): Be quiet, Legato!
Vash: (gives the audience a helpless smile) Well, anyway, on with the show! (He exits, waving. Loud applause and cheers from the audience.)
(Fade out.)
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(Scene: Trista, sitting alone by the window, staring out as the snow falls. In her hand is a small photo.)
Trista: (singing softly) I... don't want a lot for Christmas...
there is just one thing I need... (Leans away from the window, face wistful as she sings)
I don't care about the presents...
underneath the Christmas tree. (looks down at the photo)
I just wantyou for my own...
more than you could ever know... (She throws the photo into the air and runs to the closet.)
Trista: Make my wish come true... (She carries out a huge box. As she does this, the camera does a close-up of the picture that fell on the floor.)
All I want, for Christmas... (The picture was one of Knives.)
Trista: (Throwing off the box top to reveal a box of Christmas decorations)
Is... you... (Tempo picks up. She smiles happily and begins pulling out ribbons, bows, garland, etc.)
Trista: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need... (She hangs stockings along the fireplace)
Trista: I don't care about the present underneath the Christmas tree!(Sets candles in candleholders on shelves)
Trista: I don't need to hang my stockings, there upon the fireplace. (grins and lights the candles, then blows out the match)
Santa Claus won't make me happy,
with a toy on Christmas day! (Pulls a nutcracker soldier from the box and dances around the room with it)
Trista: (hugging the nutcracker) I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know. (places the nutcracker on the windowsill) Make my wish come true!
All I want for Christmas is you! (Scenes flash by, showing her draping the tree with lights and ornaments and putting garland on the curtains.)
Trista: (voice over the scenes) All the lights are shining, so brightly everywhere!
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air.
And everyone is singing... I hear those sleigh bells ringing!
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need, won't you
please bring my baby to me!
Trista: (singing as she puts the finishing touches on the tree) Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas, this is all I'm asking for... (clasps hands to chest wistfully) I just want to see my baby, standing right outside my door!
Trista: (gets on the floor, groping for the plug for the lights) Oh, I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know... (finds it, plugs it in, crawls out)
(Lights on the tree flare up brilliantly.)
Trista: (smiling) Make my wish come true! Baby,
all I want for Christmas... is... (sees the picture on the ground and picks it up. Kisses it and holds out last note of song)
You...
(As music fades away, there's a knock at the door.)
Trista: (goes to the door and opens it. Gasps.) "Oh Knives! What are you doing here?" (blushes)
Knives: (smiles) "Sorry to just drop in on you like this. Thought I'd stop by for a visit, see if you need help... (looks at the inside of the house) ...decorating... (looks down at her and smiles) It looks good, Trista."
Trista: (blushes, hiding the photo behind her) "Thanks. Come in for some coffee?"
Knives: "Sure."
(He enters the house. Door closes behind him. Fade out.)
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Scene: bleak, black night. An empty, snow covered field. The sound of drums in the distance. Alexis/Zazie enters, wearing torn, old ragged clothing and a dusty faded hat, a red drum hanging from a rope around his neck. In his hands are two drumsticks.)
(Music starts.)
A piece of Fanart from Depetri Chiara
Alexis/Zazie: (singing softly in a lilting English accent, his chin tilted upwards, eyes sad) Come... they tol' me, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum...
ah new born king to see, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum...
Ah finest gifts we bring, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum...
to lay befo' tha king, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum...
rum-pum-pum-pum... rum-pum-pum-pum...
so to honah 'im,pah-rum-pum-pum-pum...
when we come...
(Alexis/Zazie takes her/his eyes from the sky and looks into the audience.)
Alexis/Zazie: (singing softer) Little baby, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum...
I am a poor boy/girl, too, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum...
I 'ave no gift to bring, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum...
Tha's fit to give ah King, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum,
rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum...
Alexis/Zazie: (nervously, shyly, lifts her/his drumsticks)
Shall I play for yew, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum...
On my drum?
Alexis/Zazie: (positions drumsticks over drum) Mary nodded, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum... The ox and lamb kept time, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum...
I played my drum for him, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum...
I played my drum fore 'im, a-rum-pum-pum-pum...
I played moi best fore 'im, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum,
rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum...
Alexis/Zazie: (plays a smart marching beat on drum, which fades away into a long drumroll, then silence)
(Dramatic pause.)
Alexis/Zazie: (blushes and smiles) Then, 'e smiled at me, pah-rum-pum-pum-pum...
Me and my drum... (grinshappily)
Me and my drum...
(Fade out)
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(Backdrop scene of a snowy field. Enter Vash, Knives, Trista, and Nick. All four dressed in warm winter clothing.)
Vash: (singing) City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in holiday style...
in the air there's a feeling of Christmas...
Trista: (in da light soft voice) Children laughing,
Knives: People passing,
Both: (smiling) Meeting smile after smile!
3 Together: And above all the bustle you hear!!
(All three turn to Nick, smiling and waiting expectantly)
Nick: (glares at them) Silver bells.
Vash, Trista, Knives: (echo him) Silver bells!
Nick: (growls) Silver bells.
Vash, Trista, Knives: (grinning) Silver bells!
(singing loftily) It's Christmas tiiiiiime, in the city!
Vash: (echo) In the city!
Nick: (Öweirdly) Ring-a-ling.
Vash, Trista, Knives: (echo) Ring-a-ling!
Nick: (deadpan) Hear them ring.
Vash, Trista, Knives: (echo) Hear them ring!
all 4 Together: Soon it will be Christmas daaaaaaaay!
Here's a piece of fanart done by Blitz444 its a great little pic of what Knives, Legato, Vash and Wolfwood might experience on Christmas Day. Click Here to see it.
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(Dark silent stage. White spotlight hits. Shows Meryl sitting at a black baby grand piano, dressed in a black dress and necklace, looking very spiffy. She winks at the audience and tosses her head. Placing her fingers over the keys, she starts playing a lilting intro.)
(Another spotlight hits. Shows Vae [can't control this one, had a Vae and Meryl syndrome while writing this song] leaning against the piano, wearing a white tux and white gloves. He smiles charmingly and lifts the cordless mike to his lips.)
Vae: (singing: quiet, low) Have yourself...
a merry little Christmas... may your hearts... delight...
(steps away from the piano, taking the mike with him)
From now on our troubles will be out of sight...
(Shot of Meryl, fingers flying skillfully over the piano keys)
Vae: (smiles at Meryl then at the camera) Through the years we all will be together...
If the fates allow...
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough...
(Dramatic pause)
Vae: (voice louder and stronger) And have yourself...
a merry little Christ... mas... now...
(Last note fades away and spotlights go off)
(Stage. Legato steps out, smiling, dressed in dark,
navy blue suit. He looks around, frowns, and calls out towards backstage.)
Legato: (whispering loudly) Legato... hey, LEGATO!
(Crashing sound and Legato stumbles out, dressed in suit matching Vash's.)
Vash: (scratches head sheepishly) Hehe, sorry.
Legato: (rolls his eyes, smiling) Come on, we're on!
(Turns offstage, puts two fingers in his mouth and gives a piercing whistle.)
(Two cordless mikes fly from offstage and Vash catches them.)
Midvalley: Thanks, Midvalley.
(Midvalley's voice from offstage): You're welcome, Vash!
Legato: (hands one mike to Legato and smiles at the camera) Okay! Hit it, Meryl!
(Piano music wafting in gently.)
Legato: (clears throat and sings.) Chestnuts roasting,
on an open fire...
Vash: (looks around) Where?!
Legato: (smacks forehead) Vash!
Vash: (looks at camera) Huh? Oh, sorry! (clears throat) Ahem! (sings) Jack frost nipping at your nose...
Legato: (smiles and winks) Yuletide carols, being sung by a choir...
Vash: (grins) And folks, dressed up like crescent rolls...
Legato: (hits Legato over the head) Eskimos, not crescent rolls!!
Vash: Oh, my bad!
Legato: (sighs in despair, continues the song)
Everybody knows... a turkey and some mistletoe... help to make the season bright... (turns in a circle dramatically) Tiny tots, with their eyes all aglow...
will find it hard to sleep, tonight...
Vash: (singing gustily at the top of his lungs) They know that SANTA'S... on his WAAAAAY... (holds out ahand, palm up)
He's loaded lots of TOYS and GOODIES, on his SLEEEEIIIIIIGH... (falls to his knees)
And every mother's CHIIIILD, is gonna SPYYYYY....
to see if reindeer, really know, how to FLYYYYY.... (looks up at Legato curiously)
Can they really? You'd think they wouldn't be able to handle the controls, cause they don't got hands...
Legato: (looks at the ceiling for help) And so, I'm offering you this simple phrase... (looks down at Goku and smiles warmly.) To kids... from one to
ninety-two...
(They lock hands and Dadoria pulls Goku to his feet.) Vash & Legato Together: (standing back to back) All though it's been said, many times, many waaaaays...
Merry Christmas... to... you....
(Sound of applause, cheering, and loud clapping. Dadoria wipes his brow and Goku blows a kiss to the audience and bows.)
(Fade out.)
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(Scene: Lawn outside Trista's mansion. Snow on the ground. Daytime. Music intro starts.)
Trista: (runs in and turns to the camera, laughing and singing.) On the first day of Christmas, my Knives gave to me! (spins in a circle) A brand new shiny angel arm!
Zazie: (enters, grinning.) On the second day of Christmas, my Knives gave to me! 2 Hydralisks...
Trista: And a brand new angel arm!
BDN: (enters, wearing his "Light(i.e. Christmas Lights! Inside joke * cough *)" outfit) On the third day of Christmas, my Knives gave to me! 3 battles with Vash,
Dadoria: 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Meryl: (smiling at the camera) On the 4 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 4 Crazy Vashs,
BDN: 3 battles with Vash,
Zazie: 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Legato: (somersaults into view, lands skillfully, grinning) On the fifth day of Christmas, my Knivesgave to meeeeee! (stands, holding one hand to the sky dramatically.) FIIIIIIIIVE ONION RIIIIIIIINGS!!!(Everyone stares at him, sweatdrops forming over their heads.)
Legato: (blinks) What?
Meryl: (rolls her eyes and snorts) 4 Crazy Vashs,
BDN: (still giving Goku a look) 3 battles with Vash,
Zazie: 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Nick: (marches in proudly) On the sixth day of Christmas, my Knives gave to me... 6 Cross Punishers,
Legato: (yelling) FIIIIIIIIVE ONION RIIIIIIIINGS!!!
Meryl: (wiggles a finger in her ear) 4 Crazy Vashs,
BDN: 3 battles with Vash,
Zazie: 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: (laughing) And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Alexis: (walks in, grinning, cheeks red from the cold.) On the seventh day of Christmas, my Knives gave to me... 7 brothers a smilin',
Nick: 6 Cross Punishers,
Legato: FIIIIIIIIVE ONION RIIIIIIIINGS!!!
Meryl: (shaking her head at Legato) 4 crazy Vashs,
BDN: 3 battles with Vash,
Zazie: 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: (cheerfully) And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Knives: (leans on one elbow on Alexis' head, smiling) On the eighth day of Christmas, my Knives gave to me... (stops to wink at Trista, who blushes) 8 beautiful black wings,
Alexis: (laughs and pushes Knives off of her) 7 brothers a smilin',
Nick: (glares at Knives) 6 Cross Punishers,
Legato: FIIIIIIIIVE ONION RIIIIIIIINGS!!!
Meryl: (moves away from Legato) 4 Crazy Vashs,
BDN: (gives a peace sign and a wink to the camera) 3 battles with Vash,
Zazie: (grinning and shaking his head) 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: (laughs) And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Mishomi (she ain't dead in this): (leaps onto Legato's back, wrapping her arms around Legato's neck. Legato holds her up and Mishomi laughs then sings) On de ninth, day ah Christmas, my Knives gave ta me... 9 Legatos for lovin'!
Knives: (smiles, winking at Priss) 8 beautiful black wings,
Alexis: (laughs) 7 brothers a smilin',
Nick: (punches BDN in the arm, grinning) 6 Cross Punisher,
Legato: (at the top of his lungs) FIIIIIIIIVE ONIONRIIIIIIIINGS!!!
Meryl: (winks at the camera) 4 Crazy Vashs,
BDN: (punches Nick back, smiling) 3 battles with Vash,
Zazie: 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Milly: (tosses her light brown hair loftily) On the tenth day of Christmas, my Knives gave to me... (grins at Trista and kisses Nick on the cheek) 10 sand streamers with bandits,
Mishomi: (waves to Milly) 9 Legato's for lovin',
Knives: (shifts his place next to Trista) 8 beautiful black wings,
Alexis: (gives Milly a surprised look) 7 brothers a smilin',
Nick: (blushes and smiles at Milly) 6 Cross Punishers,
Legato: (throws hands to the sky) FIIIIIIIIVE ONION RIIIIIIIINGS!!!
Meryl: (lifts an eyebrow) 4 Crazy Vashs,
BDN: (shakes his head) 3 battles with Vash,
Zazie: (grins) 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Kiljax: (singing lustily in his deep baritone, rolling his R's) On the tenth day of Chrrrristmas, my Kniiives gave to me... 11 broken down jeeps,
Milly: (laughs at Kiljax) 10 sand-streamers with bandits,
Mishomi: (smiles, winks an eye) 9 Legato's for lovin',
Knives: (kisses Trista's neck and smiles innocently) 8beautiful black wings,
Alexis: (laughs at Mishomi) 7 brothers a smilin',
Nick: (nudges BDN, snickering at Knives) 6 CrossPunishers,
Legato: (grabs Alexis and ruffles her hair) FIIIIIIIIVE ONION RIIIIIIIINGS!!!
Meryl: (laughs) 4 Crazy Vashs,
BDN: (grins at Knives) 3 battles with Vash,
Zazie: (puts a hand on Legato's shoulder, smiling) 2 Hydralisks,
Trista: (links arms with Meryl, smiling at the camera) And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Vash: (calms steps in) On the twelfth day of Christmas my Knives gave to me! (smacks his brother over the head)
Vash: 12 Knives a killing!
Kiljax: (deep voice booming) 11 broken down jeeps!
Milly: (slaps Kiljax's back) 10 sand-streamers with bandits!
Mishomi: (comes out of the snow, drapes an arm around
Legato's shoulder) 9 Legato's for lovin'!
Knives: (gives Vash a glare. slips an arm around Priss's shoulders, smiling at the camera) 8 beautiful black wings,
Alexis: (grins and high-fives with Legato) 7 brothers a smilin',
Nick: (slap Vash over the head) 6 Cross Punishers!
Legato: (throws back his head) FIIIIIIIIVE ONION RIIIIIIIINGS!!!
Meryl: (puts a hand to her head, smiling) 4 Crazy Vashs!
BDN: (laughs) 3 battles with Vash!
Zazie: (elbows Zarbon's stomach, grinning) 2 Hydralisks!
Trista: (laughs, one hand on the arm Zarbon around her shoulders) And a brand new shiny angel arm!
Everyone: AND A BRAND NEW ANGLE ARM!!
(Music ends.)
Everyone: (laughing and yelling) MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!!
Well that's the end of it thanks again Female_Stampede for the Story and everyone who sent in some artwork. And from us here at Trigun Machine Happy Holidays!!
A piece of Fanart from Depetri Chiara